Updated: Dec 13, 2020
From the jump, let's get this out of the way: I hate everyone but also no one. I don't care what you look like, who you love, which God you worship, what your business card says and how much money you make...the only thing that matters to me is the content of your character (read: don't be a fuckin' dick). You cool? Then I'm your ride or die.
I am the type of person that doesn't get offended, never gets her feelings hurt and can take peoples bullshit with a grain of salt. And some lime. And tequila. Well, before my liver tapped out and was like, "enough bitch, drink some damn water...you're old". These skills have allowed me to get to the other side of some pretty shitty situations--mostly with a smile on my face.
I've lived a life full of ups and downs and twists and turns--just like every person on the planet. Humanity isn't what makes us different, its what makes us the same. We all go through shit that breaks us down and makes us stronger, if we let it. I'm going to share all of my stories so you know you're not alone. We can walk this road together. I'm here for you...and if you need somebody to be like "yo, what the fuck is wrong with you right now? YOU'RE a fuckin' BEAST! You got this" then tag, I'm it.
I'm gonna tell stories of failure and stories of triumph: walking through grief, letting go of consuming hatred, overcoming setbacks and the world just hammering you with bags of fire-y dog shit. Building a business. Having a grown-ass kid. All the shit that everyone thinks but never says out-loud, all the questions you want to ask but you're too embarrassed, all of my stories from a lifetime of "seriously???...you have GOT to be kidding me" because it's been a helluva ride, sis. So pull up a chair, pour a drink or roll a joint and let's get this Shitshow on the road.
I'm super stoked you're here.